[How's Life?]
++ it sux yet beautiful ++

[Who was the last who sent you an sms?]
++ Jeffery ++

[Are you good in your studies?]
++ used to b.. not anymore!! ++

[Can you speak English?]
++ duh~ ++

[Who was the last who said "Love You"?]
++ hmm.. secret ++

[Who is the most Annoying Person you know?]
++ XT ++

[FutureSchool/College/University?]
++ sp now.. ++

[What time is it now?]
++ 9.43pm ++

[What song are you listening to now?]
++ Simple plan- my alien ++

[Who are you chatting with?]
++ Jeffery onli.. =( ++

[Are you in trouble?]
++ well, no ++

[Have you been Broken Heart before?]
++ well, no ++

[Missing Someone?]
++ yea.. ++

[What day is today?]
++ Friday, June 30, 2006 ++

[Any birthday's coming up? Who's ?]
++ hmm..kelly? mx? i dunno.. dun rmb.. ++

[Bored?]
++ duh~ ++

[Last Channel you watched on TV ?]
++ chn 5 ++

[What time did you sleep last night?]
++ hmm.. 2-3+?? was rushing for my project ++

[Do kids love you?]
++ i dunno..smtimes i'm afraid of them ++

[Do you make people Laugh?]
++ hmm.. yep ++

[Do you give away your secret to anyone?]
++ hmm..rarely ++

[Ever Smoked?]
++ nah ++

[Ever Drinked?]
++ yea.. i'm loving it de moment i'm feeling so stressed up.. ++

[Ever got drunked?]
++ hmm..onli in wedding times? ++

[Dumped Someone?]
++ secret ++

[Are you Caring, Loving and Tender?]
++ u gotta ask God ++

[Do you love getting msgs at friendster?]
++ hmm.. it's okay for me.. ++

[Are you bored of doing this?]
++ stop asking stupid questions n get on wif this!! ++

[What's your fantasy?]
++ hmm.. let's juz say, onli God knows.. ++

[Are u in anger right now?]
++ nope..but last two days i was really furious.. ++

[Are u angry at someone?]
++ now: nopw. yest: nah. last two days: DUH~ ++

[What do u really want to do now?]
++ hmm.. spend time wif someone i care? ++

[What brand of clothes do u like?]
++ hmm.. i dun usually go for brands..as long as it's nice.. ++

[What brand of shoes do you like?]
++ hmm.. no paticular brand.. ++

[who's the prettiest?]
++ all the chio bu n handsome guys in thw world?? ++

[Do you believe in soulmates]
++ hmm.. YEA!! ++

[Who is the stupid-est?]
++ me? ++

[Cried]
++ uhm.. i tried to b strong at least.. ++

[laughed]
++ i'm a laughing kid ++

[Felt sad]
++ alwayz..lol..no la.. ++

[wanted to kill someone]
++ nah.. me gud hearted ba.. hehex.. ++

OK you opened now you have to do it !!! 24
relationship questions

1) Single, Taken, or Crushin?
[single n crushin]

2) Are you happy with where you are?
[hmm..yup.. i'm happy right now..]

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
[ right person? of course.. hahax..]

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
[hmm.. not really..]

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable?
[well, everybody does have to lie at sometimes.. so i guess it's yes..]

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
[nope..nvr.. lost trust is v hard to recover..]

7) Have you talked about marriage with another? .
[ another? guy? gurl? ]

8) Do you want children?
[ yup.. they r cute at certain times..but not now..]

9) How many?
[ hmm..u gotta ask my tummy..hehex.. ]

10) Would you consider adoption?
[hmm.. nope ba.. chinese dun really like to adopt other ppl's child..]

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think a cool way to let you know would be?
[hmm.. tell me straight in my face? i like ppl to b franks at times like this..]

12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
[ hahax.. yea.. but i made a mistake once..not gonna repeat it twice..]

13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
[game? which game? =p]

14) Do you believe in love at first sight?
[ hmm..ya..yup..definately!! it's rare u know..]

15) Are you romantic?
[ hmm..wad u tink?? ]

16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
[ nah..nope..i dun believe i can change someone.. but ppl change for the betta when we can share feelings with each other..]

17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object, where would it be?
[ wow..nvr thought of marriage yet..]

19) Do you easily give in when you are fighting? .
[hmm..yea..cuz i dun like to fight..unless i'm really confident tt's wad i want..]

20) Do you have feelings for someone right now? .
[ hmm..yea..but i'm confused..]

21) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you messed it up?
[ hmm..yea.. but i dun regret it la..]

22.) Have you ever broken a heart?
[ hahax.. yup.. but i'm sorry.. love cannot b forced..]

24.) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
[ hmm.. depending on a situation lo.. if for some childish stuff..nah..]

:: THURSDAY ::
woke up late agn.. aarrgghh.. can't seems to wake up feeling energetic.. so lethargic.. saw Gena at Dover mrt.. waited together wif her for Grace.. came to class, woah... nid to start studying AGAIN!! *hypm* juz realised that we have ProJecT to do!! aaaaa!! anyway, i was VVVVV happy to know tt Gena n Michelle is going for the hong kong study tour.. weee~~ was hoping that Zoe could go too.. but it's on a selection basis le.. scared later onli one of us made it..den jia lat le.. by then will b v v lonely.. haiz.. went lunching at KFC agn.. my ulser is demanding for attention le.. muz drink tons n tons of water to cool it down.. math lesson juz sux.. make me feel so sleepy lo.. received a sms from spim, tis 1 july got yr plan..WAD???!! i'm going overseas la tt day.. omg.. this mth is totally not my mth.. anyway, SINGAPORE IDOL 12 FINALIST WILL B AT JURONG POINT ON THE 1 OF JULY.. did u c this nelson?? go catch them ya dude~ made a cellphone call to Jeff...waaa.. BAD CONNECTION.. or mayb we can't communicate at all.. me no no understand him, he misheard me.. aarrghh.. so fan.. i keep on, " ha?", "wad?", "huh?"... can't believe it tt leewah made a video of me sia.. OMG .. hehex.. leewah, i wan tt!!! BLUETOOTH me!!! went to JE wif leewah, shop shop awhile.. we went to visit arcade agn.. muahaha.. Tis time, we didn't play HOD4, we played those dancing one.. wakakakaka.. omg.. we laugh until there's no oxygen for us to breath la... OMG.. i'm so so so retarded !!! hardly could follow where the arrows goes !! gosh.. not gonna make myself feeling so stupidly crazy retarded.. luckily tt time, not so many ppl r ard.. wakakaka..

:: WEDNESDAY ::
woke up late.. helped mom vacuum de floor, catch those stupid ants tt had been crawling irritatingly in my hse, wash dishes, unpacked grosseries ... the time left to me was onli at night.. NOW.. walau.. i v *&@# up la!! don't you even consider me as part of ur club?? i'm part of the comittee too.. first event u guys nvr tell me tt the event is 2 DAYS!! now, got important meeting oso nvr msg me?? i got tell tt Jiong Yi lo.. den today onli call me ask me go down in the evening, WTF i'm not alwayz free to slot in u guys.. i today no sch oso.. ask me come down NOW.. wad sia.. FK off la.. i night time oso got things going on.. if u dun wan me join, y put me in the comittee at the first place sia?? let me quit la!! "ma-de"

DaMn strepsils..

Damn Keni..

DaMn joannea..

where's my IT when i need them?? aarrghh!! i regretted of not buying them la!!

:: TUESDAY ::
yest, monday, no sch.. today onli nid to attend one math test.. omg..shit la.. yesterday i studied the wrong topic smmore lo.. walau.. morning i chiong for the whole 4 chp-s in math.. waaa.. die le la.. went outta hse same time as my sis.. hahax.. long time nvr sit train together wif her to sch le.. =( she going shopping wif her buddies.. went to de exam room.. 0.0 shocked. none of my classmates was there.. called Zoe to confirm wif her de venue.. luckily was the correct room.. they were late.. went in.. pray to God to let me pass this exam.. but i dun tink i deserve to pass this test.. i've not been revising, not studying, playing all day.. *&@# la.. hate the feeling of not being able to ans a SINGLE question correctly.. all i oso dunno de.. damn it!! aft test, joined my classmates.. Grace, Gena, Michelle, Me go KBOX.. sad la.. Zoe n Catherine didn't go.. if not, it's ladies nite.. hehex.. Marina Parade, KBOX, nice room, cool peepz to hang ard, nice songs.. hahax.. if onli i could post those pic n video i took.. but too bad la.. my hp cable not returned yet.. Jia Hui!!! WHERE"S MY CABLE!! we had so much fun lo.. hehex.. Gena wun stop making me sing songs tt i dunno.. -.-" i declare, i DUNNO chinese!!! me pure ENGLISH onli.. hahax.. went home earlier than them, cuz leewah came to visit me.. accompany her go cut hair at my salon.. hahax.. luckily she like it.. hahax.. went home late.. luckily i still have my sis to eat dinner wif.. hmm.. nth much actually, except being nagged agn to stop sms-ing Jeff.. ( cuz i use my sis's hp to msg..hehex.. my sms explode le.. =p )

:: FRIDAY ::
woke up super duper LATE.. mom was scolding me to wake me up.. aarrgghh.. all my fault la..shldn't have maple till so late..haiz.. shld have heed mom's advice.. i will try to slp early lo.. my sis wanted to have PizzaHut as lunch..well, since it's her treat, i'll juz agree.. hehex.. ^^ we ordered a super huge portion of pizza.. 3 ppl, 2 biiggg pizzaaa, 4 mush soups, 4 coke, 1 garlic bread.. wow.. sumptuous meal indeed.. we ate n ate like nobody's business.. ( the table beside were starring at us.. 3 gurls eat 2 big pizzaaa, they 3 GUYS eat 1 SMALL pizzaaa each.. ) walau..damn full la.. i ate 5 slices of pizza, my sis eat 4 n 3 slices each!! but they drink 2 drinks n 2 mush soup.. hahax.. we all like stuffing ourselves wif pizza.. haahx... had so much fun doing tt.. hehex.. we gotta get up aft paying the bills n keep walking n walking.. cuz if not, we'll b v v full --stomach exploding --long time no eat pizza le.. the crust so crispy, the succelent meat juz flows in your mouth along wif some bbq sauce.. the generous amount of cheese juz melts in your mouth.. aaaahhh.. the taste was so HEAVEN.. ^^v =p surprisingly we could still eat our dinner..wakaka.. CERTIFIED BIG EATER !!! =x






:: SATURDAY ::
woke up late. didn't managed to go Orchard cuz there's no point of going there too. shop ard JP to search for working cloths..getting ready for my presentation day.. bought a collored working shirt.. v nice..i like it.. ^^ ate MOSburger for lunch.. forever love their burgers..hehex.. didn't found any nice shoes to buy..mayb tml going Orchard n search for it ba..





:: SUNDAY::
woke up, mom scolded me for not taking responsibilities of my own life. went to orchard wif sis to shop ard for SHOES.. search until i sian liaoz.. AT LAST!! i found it.. i bought it after much thought.. rather nice in design..uhm..NOT VERY comfy.. ate long john silver for lunch.. ate yoshinoya after much walking.. it's tiring la.. hahax.. non-the-less i enjoy much of a shopping today.. sis reminded me to take care of my own life again. went home, dinner was great.. good food from great cook -- mum -- tired...........

yesterday, i made an motto..muz do all my assignments..but in the end.. i didn't do.. there's so much distractions going on.. temptation was so high.. Jeffery msg me.. there's MSN chatting windows.. Maple.. sis watching anime thru Youtube.. vcds ard the hse.. aiya!! i juz gave up.. NOT anybody's fault, but purely MINE.. i used to have a strong mind n determination..but not now..

haiz..so sorry ya peepz..there's a msg explodation crisis going on..can't msg u guys le.. esp to Jeffery, Zoe, LeeWah, HweeSuan, JiaHui n another guy, i dunno hu u r but not gonna waste my sms asking hu r u.. hahax..

arrgghh..today so dao mei.. =( woke up, got diarrheoa..meet Zoe n i was LATE.. went to wrong com lab..( no MAYA ) forgotten the pic of the car i wanted to model.. research again for car models.. sent teacher the blueprint of the model.. found back my original blueprint.. later need to re-send to teacher again.. -.-" aft lunch, went back to model again.. my com spoilt!!

so happy yest..he ask me out for dinner..supposingly meet at 6.30pm de..budden, his frenz r late den he oso kinda late..i walking the shopping mall alone sia..super hungry lo.. i'm carrying such heavy bag sommore..haiz..den mama ask me stay home for dinner.. n dun go out anymore le.. so i sadly called him, he said, " ooh..okay..den u betta go home eat ba..dun let ur mama scold u again.." his fren suddenly msg me to apologize for their lateness..well, i wasn't their fault oso.. i dun blame them..

it's kinda weird sometimes.. recently i have alot of nightmares.. not nightmares as in those scary ones that'll make u jerk up when u were asleep..but murdering nightmares.. a few nights ago, i keep on having the simialr dreams.. I WAS BEING MURDERED...

stabbed using syringe filled wif some deadly poison?? n i died..

or i was on a train wif some funny ppl.. n i was tied to smthing, raped n killed..

sometimes, i was being thrown or fell off a tall building..

surprisingly, i awoke, not frightened...yet calm..i could still think n tell myself tt, TT was a DREAM.. wad was GOD trying to tell me?? i hav yet to figure out..

> K - You like to try new things
> A -Damn, you are good in bed
> R -You are very hot and sexy!
> E -You're loyal to those you love.
> N -Have a big warm heart.

wakaka..tis is nice!! try it urself ba..



> A -Damn, you are good in bed
> B -You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
> C -You're wild and crazy
> D -You have trouble trusting people.
> E -You're loyal to those you love.
> F -People totally adore you
> G -Love is something you deeply believe in.
> H -You have very good personality and looks.
> I -Love is something you deeply believe in.
> J -Everyone loves you.
> K - You like to try new things
> L -You have a nice ass ;-)
> M -Success comes easily to you.
> N -Have a big warm heart.
> O -You love foreplay.
> P -You are popular with all types of people.
> Q -You are a hypocrite.
> R -You are very hot and sexy!
> S -People think you are so sexy.
> T -You are one of the best in bed.
> U -You are really chill.
> V -You are not judgemental.
> W -You are very broad minded.
> X -You never let ppl tell u wat to do
> Y -One of the hardest gangsters alive
> Z -You like it VERY VERY HARD.

Can you name 21 people you can think
of right off
the top of your head? Dont read the
questions
underneath until you write the names of
all 21
people. Ready, Start!

1. jia hui
2. jeffery
3. david
4. jerry
5. leewah
6. hweehwee
7. leng hwee
8. jason
9. joy
10. nichole
11. xinzhi
12. yanwen
13. chek sin
14. cheng kai
15. fitri
16. patrick
17. calvin
18. joyce
19. isabu
20. gabriel
21. georgie

THE QUESTIONS:

1. How did you meet 14?
-- [cheng kai] oopss..hehex..meet him in the basketball court??

2. What would you do if you never met 6?
-- [hweehwee] uhm..guess there wun b the Great 3 frenz ba.. ^^

3. What would you do if 20 and 9 date?
-- [gabriel & joy ] gabriel n joy?? wow..both have strong personalities..mayb things may work out between the two of them?? i will juz wish them good luck..haha..

4. Did you ever like 5?
-- [leewah] omg..i'm no less!! she's my best pal man!!

5.Would 3 and 12 make a good couple?
-- [david & yanwen] wakaka..if both of them r gay..i tink YES..they r damn funny creature in tis world la..hahax..

6. Describe 8:
-- [jason]well, uhm..we carried the same bag.. ^^

7.Do you think 13 is attractive?
-- [chek sin] uhm..i guess not?? onli i m attracted to him ONCE..

8.Tell me something about 17:
-- [calvin]hmm..he's a nice guy..n he got hot bods too ^^

9. Do you know any of 4's family members?
-- [jerry] nope..he's god bro..

10. What's 21's favorite color?
-- [georgie] tink of it..how come i dunno??

11. What would you do if 18 just confessed he/she liked you?
-- [joyce]wakaka..den she muz b a less!! wakaka..

12. What language does 20 speak?
-- [gabriel] eng n chi

13. Who is 9 going out with?:
-- [joy]she's wif my camp uncle..secret..hehex..

14. What grade is 16 in?
-- [patrick]he's in sec5 tis yr..gambateh!! ^^

15. When's the last time you talked to 13?
- [chek sin] can't rmb..did we even speak to each other??

16. What perfume does number 2 uses?
- [jeffery] he?? i dunno..NS perfume?? hehex..

17. Would you ever date 7?
-- [leng hwee]wow..if i were a man, i WOULD..she's such a caring person..

18. Would you ever date 1?
-- [jia hui] hmm..i guess ya..y not? we both r straights..unless he's not..hehex..

19. Is 15 single?
-- [fitri]hmm..he's not ba..but he got a woman he loves in his heart..

20. What is 19's last name?
-- [isabu] chen

21. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 11?
-- [xinzhi] hmm..i used to like him..but not now..

22. What school does 3 go to?
-- [david] ite..somewhere in the east ba..forgotten again..hehex..

23. Where does 10 live?
-- [nichole] clementi

24. What's your favorite thing about 10?
-- [nichole] she's fun to b wif..really FUN!! ^^

25.Have you seen number 1 naked?
-- [jia hui] of course not!!

:: TUESDAY ::
woke up today, thought i had a dream..mom ask me go temple, do facial n cut hair..everything seems so blur when i woke up..suddenly, mom ask me go temple, do facial n cut hair... -.-" so it WASN'T a dream afterall..it's raining outside when we wanna step outta hse..bbuurr..so cold sia..forgotten my jacket again!!! aarrggghh..

so, first stop... temple.. we went to pray for my sis's O level stuff.. she's getting kinda worried..juz like me when i have to face the ~O~s.. i worried non-stop until u can c de wrinkles on my palm getting deeper n deeper.. hahax..

Second stop... facial.. omg..tis is de worst experience tt u ever wanted.. damn PAIN la.. hahax..but my skin feels smoother after a few treatment.. haahx.. no pain no gain ba.. but for now, it's blotchy RED.. like kena some bee stung on my face sia.. -.-"

Third stop... salon.. haircut is wad i need.. i wanted to layered it..to upkeep it a little..budden the hairstylist advise me to try a new style..so i said.. okay.. i was like some hair model sia.. 3 ppl watching the way she cut my hair n how it looks on my face... -.-"" but i couldn't agree more tt de style was nice.. hahax.. i look so cute in it..hehex.. =p

i tink i'm falling for u.. i'm confused!! omg..

didn't do much today except playing maplestory again. checking mails. chatting wif leewah, my camp mama, joy. smsing jeffery..

i'm too bored n no mood to do anything!!!!

1. Are you over 15?
++ yesh ++

2. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
++ a drawing of my senior by my fren in choir camp ++

3. Did you get enough sleep last nite?
++ uhm..well,yea.. ++

4. First 3 things you thought about this morning when you woke up?
++ hmm..msg Jeffery.. play Maple.. watch tv.. ++

5. What do you have on your bed?
++ wad do U have on ur bed.. ++

6. Ever tried skipping meals?
++ hmm..yea.. ++

7. Grilled or fried?
++ prefer grilled ++

8. What makes you unique?
++ i dunno..wad u tink?? ++

9. Are you afraid of the dark?
++ yesh..alwayz.. ++

10. Favourite movies?
++ stupid qn.. NEXT!!! ++

11. Three things you can't live without?
++ well, water.. air.. sleep.. ^^v ++

12. First thing you will buy if given one thousand dollars?
++ hmm..tricky qn.. i tink i'll buy a condo for my parents.. ++

13. Favourite songs you like to listen.
++ anything up-beat is my bet.. ++

14. What are you afraid of?
++ hmm.. failure?? ++

15. Are you a giver or a taker?
++ both ++

16. Wat are your nicknames?
++ kalon.. k-lan.. carrot.. rabbit.. siew mai.. maumau.. mantou.. ++

17. Wat's yo dad's middle name?
++ secret.. =p ++

18. Recent movie that you've watched?
++ hmm..x-men3 ?? ++

19. If you were invisible for a day, what would youdo?
++ wow..tt's fun!! i'll go around the world in the airplane..hahax.. ++

20. Stuck on a deserted island & could have only one kind of food for the rest of ur life, what would it be?
++ wow..tt's tough..guess is sushi ba..it's tasty..delicious..not too spicy..wun fall sick so easily..fresh..wun get constipation..blablabla.. ++

21. Are you in love?
++ sshh..secret.. ++

22. How long do you like him/her?
++ --not answering-- ++

23. First thing you'll save in a fire?
++ every human being in my hse?? ++

24. Your eye colour?
++ dark brown ++

25. What are the things you always bring?
++ cash? ez-link? keys? hp?? ++

26. Who's on your mind right now?
++ i'm confused either.. =p ++

27. What do you usually do when the clock turns 7am?
++ AM u mean?? wow..i'm still pigging in my bed..hahax.. ++

28. The colour of your bedsheet?
++ i dunno n i dun care ++

29. Who do you want to meet?
++ the future me? ++

30. How's life today?
++ boring n no mood to do anything at all ++

:: MONDAY ::
my kor everytime oso go play game de..chat wif me half way say " my frenz ask me go play 'blablabla' le..chat wif ya later.. " haiz.. since like tt, might as well dun start a conversation wif me.. -.-"

had a great time chatting wif jeffery..hweehwee's fren..well, he went to ns le..so can onli msg him lo..hahax..my tis mth bill gotta explode le..msg ppl too much le.. haiz..i wonder how jia hui is doing le.. long time nvr chat wif him le.. so is davyd..hi! davyd..i know u reading tis..hahax..how's everything going?? okay? hmm..not to forget my close frenz..hweehwee n leewah..how's u guy?? hope everything works fine for u two..mayb after my ground-ation we go out ba..hahax.. Jeffery reminded me of one thing..to cherish my old friends..well, i got a whole list of them in my old handphones..but now, it's all gone..i nvr had a backup for it.. tt's sad.. =(

helped my mom do some house work..wow..i felt accomplished!! hehex..

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'mugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman"

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook."

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

:: TUESDAY - 13.06.2006 ::
got ready for my 4days-3nights choir camp..hahax..my whole week is juz spent like tt..haiz..but i enjoy it..hahax.. ^^ we got sorted out into 4 differ grps..i n my fren got seperated..i got to know another gurl..she's good, sporting n very very supportive..hahax..we skipped all the practises cuz it's a bonding camp..wakaka,,so shuang!! =p we have our first nightwalk.. we kena blind folded..hahax..i prefer not to see the situation than to witness the darkness myself..it's damn scary la..or mayb i'm juz being panaroid..everything went on smoothly except i felt extremely cold at certain point of time n normal sometimes..it gives me a creepy feeling u know.. =( we played a game called battle royale..where we have to search for lights sticks ard the whole SP campus..siao!! our GL seperated us. we have to walk one whole level in the business blk all by ourselves..at least Siu Kai has Jack.. wth, i'm ALONE!!! walau..scary la.. den i met Jason n Mark..the two "devils" ( hu suppose to take awayz all our light sticks ) Jason was abit shocked when he saw me walking alone near the BizIt library.. ---Joyce told me that when she walked there, she saw something there but no one else saw it..---

:: WEDNESDAY - 14.06.2006 ::
woke up fee;ing v tired n sleepy..no hyper feeling for the day..at least..so lethagic..went to have lunch ( which i have no appetite at all ) went to Orchard for our Food Hunt..going different places, eat stuff there that starts wif the some letters..haiz..no apetite still have to eat..haiz.. one of my senior in our grp called Liza (i tink ). She boarded the bus with us..suddenly she asked everyone of us whether we have taken her camera awyaz anot..everyone was getting so serious at tt point of time, Suddenly she said.. " oopszz..ssorry, it's in my pocket.." wa DIAO!!! make everyone panic for no reason..hahax..sleepy..tired..we celebrated Edmund ---aka ah gong --- birthday..hahax..he kena stripped off his shirt..omg.. his looks doesn't suit to b ah gong lo..more like little bro to me..wakakax...oops..watched a movie called 'GOAL'..wow..nice.. ^^ me n nicole slept first..de rest of the ppl they go join the nightwalk for fun..

:: THURSDAY - 15.06.2006 ::
woke up feeling tired again..tis time, abit okay la..more hyper..hahax..went out to Sentosa to play some games.. --summarization of the whole event -- sun. hot. hot babes n hunks. thirsty. walking till blister. chase after bus. tired. wait patiently for de tram. frustration. sweat. wrong direction. lunch subway n our own burger. full. tired. legs wobbly ( at least better than the guys ). --the end-- dinner was great..we have catering food..wakaka..super nice to eat..hahax..tis time got apetite le..hahax..tired oso..a few ex-choirs came back to c us n celebrate Ah Gong's birthday ba..had our Mega Event ( where we suppose to act out the character that we ourselves randomly picked ) i was the ronold macdonald..wakaka..so our grp combines with 'Uncle 'Daryl's grp.. we have Ronald Macdonald, Mr Colonel, Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson, Jay Chou, Dick Lee, Simon Cowell n Hard Gay -- omg..hard gay..u dun wanna know tis..damn ugly lo.. -- so we acted a scene..smthing like an audition for the best wedding..wedding btwn, Mr Colonel n Ronald Macdonald... and Paris Hilton n Jay Chou..wakaka..the Hard Gay was to make the whole show damn funny n 'Dirty'.. man, Jack was a good actor la..way to go man!! WAKAKAKAKA....!!!! at tis point of time, where everyone else is so tired, we were allowed to sleep provided u wan to wake up with a colgate (toothpaste) decoration on ur face , hands n legs la..hahax..onli two guys got kena..hahax..so funny sia their face..ooopss..to pass the time, i played poker card..wow..was amazed that i could actually win!! wakaka..i ALWAYZ lose de..hehex..den i played Counter-Strike (CS)..hahax..nice sia..shiok..the guys complaint tt me n nicole was way too violent to play the game..oops..hahax..the guys will avoid each other but shoot the other person from the back..but me n nichole, we juz run ahead each other until face to face n shoot it in the head...wakaka..i won her alot of times..hahax..oops..violent.. =x

:: FRIDAY - 16.06.2006 ::
woke up a few time..got disturbed by my thoughts of now being able to wake up on time..haiz..de room was so cold..bbuurrrrrrr....today's breakfast was so great!! we had westren breakfast...wakaka..n one of my seniors farted so loudly infront of us when we were eating -.-""" mind ur manners la.. after tt, we slacked here n there..price presentation, bla bla bla took a hell load of pictures..hahax..memories.den we sit ard, telling everyone wad we feel in tis camp la..so we ended quite late la..at ard 1.30++pm like tt..supposingly is 12 de..budden we have so much fun..hahax..rushed to Jurong, go eat Sakae Sushi wif my sis..wakaka..super nice..i'm loving it..hahax.. eat until super full lo..omg..my tummy is bloated up..hahax..i skipped dinner n now, watching Final Fantasy..later then do my hmwk la..hahax..oops.. =x

i got tis one outta magazine n i would like to share wif u guys..hahax..

I was in Spanish class and our teacher announced that he wanted to see all the boys after class. I tried to tell him, in Spanish, that he was being sexist by ignoring the girls. Instead it came out as, 'You are sexually ignoring the girls.' Everyone cracked up, including our Spanish teacher, who almost fell off his chair because he was laughing so hard.

(seventeen, nov 2005, pg 150 )


" when I was younger, my front tooth fell out from an accident, so I had to get a fake one put in to replace it. Well, one day at school I was talking to this guy, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I felt something fall out. I had no idea what it was, so i just kept talking to him. But then I noticed that my voice didn't sound the same, and he was looking at me in a sort of shocked way. That's when he asked me,' Um, where did your tooth go?' I was even more embarrased when I tried to find it and he said,'Here it is,' pointing to a small white thing ---my tooth!--- on his shoe. I was seriously mortified."

(seventeen, nov 2005, pg 150 )

did nth much today..mom scolded me from the moment i woke up..
" y yest come home so late??"
" u treat this home as wad?? hotel ar?? "
"everyday go out, when u will b at home?? NONE!! "
" now where are u packing to??"
" wad?? another camp again??"
"kAren, u r even worst than a businessman..everytime oso so busy..busy entertaining ppl.."
" when can u seriously get down to real business n study..if u study as hard as entertaining ppl, i'll b so much happier.."

i'm so hurt whenever my mom says tt.. i didn't treat tis home as a hotel..i love tis home..it's juz tt life gets busier when i gotten into poly..new friends..new environmant..new stuff for me..i gotta get a hang outta tis..i know all ur critics are meant to b good..i'll head ur advice when i'm really ready to face this new life..i promise..

current situation:: reading magazines to get to know more abt fashion..i wanna a boutique by myself!! muahahah.. reading n analysing book on Maya..cuz i dun understand wad the hell shit i'm doing during the classes..i'm still lost.. =0 trying to reply ppl's msg-es.. packing my camping bag n getting ready for tml.. watching tv to get de lastest topic to talk.. TRYing to clean the mess on my table..mayb a tiny mouse can live there too.. hahax..

::SUNDAY::
felt v guilty, i didn't managed to wake up to bid farewell to my father..so sad.. =,( went to meet leewah, leewah's fren, hweehwee, hweehwee's fren..i was suppose to meet my kor de..budden i lost his number n he didn't come online yest..so i juz left without him lo..

there's a odd one out..5 of us there..haiz..i make an effort to talk to both leewah n hweehwees' frenz..leewah's fren quite scary..hahax..eventhou he didn't mean any harm n juz being friendly. he ask me weird stuff n all sorts of things..i didn't take his jokes well, didn't like it oso..once he called me " mei nu-e" ( pretty girl ) n i nvr replied him..hahax..hu's ur mei nu-e?? hweehwee's fren is nice..he's quiet la..but still gentleman..tt's de good thing bout him..hahax..smtimes we can talk alot la..smtimes we juz keep quiet..he's damn gentleman lo..waaaahhh!!! hweehwee juz found a GEM !!! hahax..hopefully they can click la..hehex..

when we walk walk tt time, v v weird le..we gurls walk to all the shops, looking here n there..den de guys juz stay outta shop n chat outside..hahax..don't u find tt boring?? can come in the shop wif us ma..it's not like we are buying some "secret" stuff la.. -.-"

when we going home tt time, we left tt guy (leewah's fren ) to sit all the way back to boon lay..we didn't accompany him go back cuz me n hweehwee find him too scary liaoz..hahax..we like v bad hor..hahax..den leewah n hweehwee left at clementi..left me n hweehwee's fren.. mhe v gentleman lo..usually guys will juz sit down, heck care ppl de..he no lo..he offered me the seat n ask me to sleep until reached jurong east..hahax..so gentleman..luckily he reminded me to alight at bukit batok..if not, i sure sit wif him til his stop de..wakaka..i was busy chatting wif him until i forgotten liaoz..wakakak..

ard 6pm i wait for patrick in the library..wow..long time no c him liaoz..he changed alot le..hahax..he become more n more shuai..hahax..we meet n go buy birthday present for leng hwee..we had much fun choosing for her la..hahax..meet up wif her..me, leng hwee n patrick waited for jia hui to eat dinner..

he come down so late la..i was cold n hungry.. =( but it's not his fault la..he working at bugis n i call him come down to bukit batok there..hahax..a bit too much of me ba.. =x dunno whether he tired anot.. we juz eat Mac den go home le lo..my mom called me juz to scold me go home earlier..tt time was aft 10pm ..oopss..i forgotten the timing liaoz.. hope mama wun get tooo angry la..if not, no more outings liaoz.. =( jia hui didn't went home wif us..he went to watch soccer wif his frenz..coming home later..i tink his mom sure will nag him de lo..super late..i going bath soon..so i can watch soccer later n comfortably..hahax.. today was a great day, eventhou i was so damn tired n sleepy..hahax..

:: SATURDAY::

wow..yesterday i slept at 2++am..chionging assignments n Maple..hahax..was talking to tis guy from maple..he seems to have guessed most of my details so accurately..surprisingly, we were from de same sch n visits fc4 most often..hahax..but as we chatted on, he got a little bit pervertic..i ignored him n went offline..muahahhaa.. =p

today woke up at 7am..OMG.. i'm seriously late la..yesterday i forgotten to tell mom tt i wanna wake up super early..so when she woke me up, i'm late..hahax..but i still relax relax la..took MRT all the way to kovan mrt..wanted to ask davyd where to stop but i guess he haven wake up yet ba..in de end..i juz try my luck lo..hahax..( i lost most of my contacts when i was transfering from de old sim to tis one.cuz de old one not enuf space.. =`[ ) i managed to call Shirin to show me de direction..hahax..luckily for me.. ^^

we were helping out on this event called the dota compy event..it's basically a dota competition la..the whole event thingi going on was damn boring la..stupid de..it's juz like u r watching ppl playing n all sorts of stuff..den the air-con was damn cold too..was freezing there..thank God there's gentleman there..They offered their jackets for us, ladies..hahax.. ( ESP THANKS TO TT GUY HU WEARS DE BEANIE HAT, I DUNNO UR NAME LA..BUT U R COOL MAN..HAHAX..I LOVE UR JACKET AS WELL..CAN I KEEP IT?? HEHEX.. =P the gurls there are cool ..hahax..we were slacking through out the whole thingi la..we chatted from everything to anything..hahax..fun chatting wif them..i tot tt i come tis time, i'll b damn bored la..hahax..even tough our job ( receptionist ) was easy, but it's boring la..hahax..wish Shirin could send me those photos..hahax..

i saw my senior there too..my two seniors from ex-school de..guess they dun recongnised me ba..hahax..was so tired tt day, juz dunno y.. in de end, we couldn't stand it, we asked one of the seniors whether can we go home..n greatly, YES!!..hahax..tt's y i m here blogging now..hahax..

hmm..tml i'm having a super long day again..hahax..like the whole week was rushing here n there for stuff..hahax..but i glad tt tis time is i going out wif my close frenz..going to have great time with them..hahax..

omg..i tot there's onli one assignment to do now..but there's THREE??!! WOW.. chiong till now..later still need to chiong for maya rendering..really hand in today ar? gena told me tt math need to finished by today..i was like" wad de hell??" i didn't even touch anyhting yet..tot can do during the holidays.. =( wasting my time here, waiting for Zoe to do finished her rendering before i can used SS panda's laptop..my laptop is taking yrs to download a page!!! BlackBoard is lagging like hell.. -.-" nvm la..it's past 5pm now..mayb i doing tml or smthing like tt la..minus marks den minus lo..haiz..juz hate tis kinda feeling!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME, i skipped choir practise.. so sad..

Don't be too good I will miss you.
Don't be too caring, I might like you.
Don't be too sweet, I might fall for you.
It's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all...

Bottomline : A person who makes me love him/her is actually a person who loves me more than I love him/her.


If someone comes in your life and becomes a part of you but for some reasons he couldn't stay,don't cry too much...Just be glad that your paths crossed and somehow he made you happy even for a while.

Bottomline : Time will tell, If he's yours he will come back


Two tear drops were floating down the river.One teardrop said to the other,"I'm the teardrop of a girl who loved a man and lost him. Who are you?""I'm the teardrop of the man who regret letting a girl go..."

Bottomline : Nobody will sympathise a person whoconstantly let chances passes by without makingany efforts to salvage


We normally don't realise how important our loved and closed ones are until they have left us. We'll start reminiscences which results misery. Love can make you happy although often times it hurts.But love is only special if you give it to which it's worth.

Bottomline : If you have found someone who truly appreciates you, He/she deserves more of your love.


What If some one tells you this: I don't believe in courtship. It's just a waste of time. If I love the person, I'll tell her right away.But for you I will make an exception...Just love me now and I'll court you forever...

Bottomline : Love needs time to realise, there might be love at first sight but it takes time to let one gradually discover their affection towards another, miss him/her when he/she is not around,hope to hear from he/she when the person has not written or called.


It's always better to have found the courage to love even if you lose it in the end rather than never found love because you were too afraid of the challenge.

Bottomline : Don't give up if you face or think thatyou have competitors. It's always better to try, if you suceed, the reward is more than you can expect. But if you don't try or don't summon up the courage, you might lose the one you like/love forever...


The greatest challenge in our life is to find someone who knows our flaws and differences and yet still willingly embraces you with so much love.

Bottomline : Love is a means of self giving and self sacrificsing, if he/she knows your flaws and still willing to accept you, continue to like/love you as you are or even more, boy, you are lucky! This person truly deserves your love and affection.


The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in.

Bottomline : open your heart, let people love you,never Doubt their intentions, sincerity can be felt by heart.When you love, it is not for you to be understood but for you To understand;Not for you to take but for you to be taken;To listen not to dictate;To sacrifice and not to demand;Not to count or measure,but to LOVE

i got to know tis cool website from my fren, Sam..it's so cute..tis is my slogan..

There's More Than One Way To Eat A Karenmantou.

wad's urs? visit www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi


tis one is from another website..


kAren, your true color is Black!

Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection

:: MONDAY ::
went for choir practise..today got alto sectionals, but very little ppl came onli..most come at 3pm..this practise was kinda tough..gotta b loud n clear of our words, our tones, timings..aarrgghh..patient is wad i need..NO, patient is wad HE need..we can't changed to b a better singer after a few practises..or mayb i'm not up to the standard..i dunno..sch work..i dun intend to touch any hmwk for tis week..hahax..i wanna relax first!! tml we going out as a class to some museum la..dunno do wad there..-.-"

:: SUNDAY ::
went to plaza singapura (PS) to shop ard wif my sis..wow..tis is de fun-'dest' day i ever had..it is de GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!!! gurls will feel v happy at tis time..hahax..walked ard, targetting our favourite shops so that we can save time without walking the whole mall n we settled down at Ajisan ramen to restore our energy bar to full..the food was nice but de portion is super duper BIG..we were competing with each other to c hu can finished all first..hahax..we were crazy..stuffing ourselves juz to win..hahax..at last, I WON!!!! yea..but it's a hell load of stuff in my stomach tt i couldn't walk properly after leaving the restaurant..hahax..

we walked from one shop to another shop n another shop n another shop..it never stops!! ^^ buy tis n tt..wow..long time dun have tis kinda feeling liaoz..hehex.. =p tis time, i didn't play arcade..cuz the sales are too crazy to resist!! hahax.. as usual GURLS..we walked to one stall n bought some earings, the lady was very friendly, she asked whether are we sisters..hahax..cuz we look the same..n she said, i'm juz a year or two differ from my second elder sis..OMG!! am i tt old?? =,`( one fatal mistake NO one shld ever say to a woman.." the word OLD " okay la..i agree tt my dressing tt day was kinda matured..but not OLD!! -.-"

I was thinking whether to visit Jia Hui anot since i'm near by there..pity him have to stand there..stone-ing till some customer come by..hahax..mayb i buy some fruits n get some fresh juices when his manager is not ard..hehex..budden, when i decided to visit him, it was past 7pm!! wow..gotta rush home for dinner liaoz..hahax..i shop until i forget the time.. =p

dinner was great..mom cooked such great food that i dun tink i wanna eat out for dinner nxt time.. =x we were so tired..guess mom was shocked by the number of bags i have in my hand.. =p wow..can't imagine juz a few clothes n accesories cost me 50 bucks!! well, i had a great day, tt's most important...hahax..

wow..last whole week was a mad cow week..we were rushing for assignments like nobody's business..rush here n there..didn't really have much rest till today..where our war finally end for juz tis term..there's more to come..

monday : gdit assignment, show teacher final product of our photoshop collage.
tuesday: rush for webpublishing assignment.
wednesday: hand-in stsb assignment.
thursday: hand-in webpublishing assignment where all my disaster came.
friday: hand-in gdit project with everything tt's need to rush for.

tt's how my last week was..

today went to change new hp n new number..but my plan remains de same..de phone was kinda cool..hahax..it comes with 2 colors budden jia hui showed me there's a third one..orange!!! -.-" guess m1 dun hab ba...haiz.. anyone here got 3G phone?? hahax..if can, i try video conferencing wif u..hahax..c fun anot..=x

it's been so long since we ate fast food wif our parents le..hahax..sis went to elders home le..left me n elder sis..we went to play arcade..hahax..we had fun there..n it's damn cold la..i was shivering like hell..we quickly went outta there n shop ard..saw a few stuff, but dun have one i really like..went to eat sushi!! ^^v i love u sis!!! ahhax..

haiz..these days, everyone is so busy..so i posted some dirty jokes to cheer u guys up..hope u dun mind it..if u find it too offensive, plz do tell me bout it..i'll b v glad to have ur responses..

Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As you might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.



Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!







Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!







She screams.




Lettuce!!!






Tomato!!!


Whoa!!!



PULL IT OUT!!!




PULL IT OUT NOW!!!




I can't get pregnant!



Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

++ if u find it's too offensive, do tell me.. ++

i guess today is a bad day for me..today woke up nearly late..after the presentation (i mentioned on my previous post), which i sux at it..nervous..=( forever cannot overcome it..=<

me and Gena was late for our math class budden when we arrive, onli teong cheng is there..many of them decided to skipped math class to do webp assignment..after math, we rushed to the library to finished our assignment..the kiosk in the library com lab spoilt..so we wasted a few minutes there..went out n book our com..

yesterday nite, after saving my assignment into my laptop sa a backup copy, i realised that it cannot open to microsoft word!! it keep on saying ' the file is corrupted'..i quickily went to my main com n check whether i can still open it in my thumbdrive, luckily, i could.

after i did a little touch ups here and there in my laptop..save it..transfer n overwrite the outdated one..put back into the library com..SHIT..' your file have been corrupted..' wth!!! all my hardwork and late hours of sleep!!! omg..the drop box located inside de office closes at 5pm!! i dun care liaoz..quickily rush thru the whole project (which caused me days and sleepless nights to do ) and i managed to get it done in an hour time. my report was so sucky!!! the language was not tt smooth..many grammar mistakes..super short..so untidy..aaarrgghh!!!!!!

after tt, michelle accompany me to rush go to the office..in my heart, i pray that it hasn't closed..thank God, they are still open..i submitted my ugly report into de dropbox..didn't went to c teacher for my project which dues' tml..there's so many ppl there..proably takes a very long time..n he might juz shoot down my assignment..

on my way going home, michelle called me to meet her at mrt station..i took de longer way to mrt while she took the shorter way..both of us thought that de other party would arrive first so we both rushed like mad woman..hahax..in de end..she arrived first..lol..

yesterday was a really tiring day. i woke up earlier to rush to the admin office there to REapply again for my tution grant. The admin officer there called MOE after i submitted my third time application and they said they have received it. I'm so glad that tis time it works.

after all my classes, i went to the computer lab and accompany my classmate, michelle to do the assignment for tml's presentation n report. it's so crowded with ppl walking ard, hardly have space for my laptop!! meet leewah in the library, wanted to go home de..budden, suddenly hweehwee called..asking leewah to help[ her borrow a book..we walked all the way from one end of the poly to the other end of the poly juz to borrow a book for her. we borrowed a 10th edition of the organisation behaviour by some author. we checked wif the librarian whether they have the 11th edition(latest). guess wad? they said yes, but it's at the other library. (sp have 2 library, one in my sch another in leewah's sch) i'm not going to walk all the way back again there to borrow a book. leewah said she'll borrow it for her tml.

anyway, it's late n we have to get going before the sky becomes dark. went to jp, helped leewah do her shopping, played my arcade game =p rush home for dinner..bath liaoz..i chiong for dinner and my project which dues tml!!!

i onli done the first page of the report, none of the power point presentation. OMG..RUSH RUSH..hehex, i rushing still can watch singapore idol..i agree la..the contestents this yr are much better..i tink i'll support the the guy which covers his eyes wif his hair.. i dunno wad's his name but he DOES have a personality..hahax..juz like the main singer in my chemical romance..hahax..aft tt, i watched "da chang jin" hahax..my parents are quite a fan of it..

do do do..rush rush rush..tink tink tink..type type type..my report has ended. now is my ppt time. i look at the clock in my laptop, it was 2++ am!! gosh..luckily my mom didn't wake up to scold me..=p

today woke up v early to prepare for my presentation later. hahax..i tink i was 'kan chiong' la..hahax..now in my sch com lab, waiting for my turn to present..my classmates presentation are nice, i'm afaraid i'm not up to the standard..hahax..